None. He would start a TV channel promissing his imminent landing on the shores of Chabahar while selling Pahlevani merchandise.

Our greatest national epic poetic canon is called "Shahnameh" not mullahnameh.    

Well Darius jaan as you know Rostam was the only hurdle between the crown Prince Esfandiar and the crown of Persia. Esfandiar was charged by his father the king to have Rostam captured and brought before the king as a condition to accede to his fathrer's throne. But Rostam didn't wish to fight the Prince so he paid a visit to today's Tehran to find a solution, thanks to the magic powers of the bird Simorgh. This is what happened to Rostam when he landed in Park Mellat ( from Rostam in Wonderland). http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8jfUb2WbLt4

Aziz e del e baraadar, Rostam hamoon zamaan ham kaari az pish nabord keh haalaa btooneh restoresh koneh. do your homework before posting.

چو با تخت منبر برابر شود                     همه نام بوبکر و عمر شود
تبه گردد این رنج‏های دراز                      نشیبی دراز است پیش فراز
نه تخت و نه دیهیم بینی نه شهر           کز اختر همه تازیان راست بهر
بپوشند از ایشان گروهی سیاه              ز دیبا نهند از بر سر کلاه
نه تاج و نه تخت و نه زرینه کفش            نه گوهر نه افسر نه رخشان درفش
برنجد یکی، دیگری بر خورد                   به داد و به بخشش کسی ننگرد
ز پیمان بگردند و از راستی                    گرامی شود کژی و کاستی
پیاده شود مردم رزم‏جوی                       سوار آنکه لاف آرد و گفتگوی
کشاورز جنگی شود بی‏هنر                      نژاد و بزرگی نیاید به بر
رباید همی این از آن، آن از این                ز نفرین ندانند باز آفرین
نهانی بتر ز آشکارا شود                        دل مردمان سنگ خارا شود
بداندیش گردد پدر بر پسر                       پسر همچنین بر پدر چاره‏گر
شود بنده‏ی بی‏هنر شهریار                     نژاد و بزرگی نیاید به کار
به گیتی نماند کسی را وفا                     روان و زبان‏ها شود پر جفا
از ایران و از ترک و از تازیان                      نژادی پدید آید اندر میان
نه دهقان نه ترک و نه تازی بود                سخن‏ها به کردار بازی بود
همه گنج‏ها زیر دامن نهند                       بمیرند و کوشش به دشمن دهند
چنان فاش گردد غم و رنج و شور              که رامش به هنگام بهرام گور
نه جشن و نه رامش، نه گوهر نه نام         به کوشش ز هر گونه سازند دام
زیان کسان از پی سود خویش                 بجویند و دین اندر آرند پیش

He would legalize marriage between male hezbollahi and male commollahi and male mosadeqollahi...! Just kidding!!LOL

Rostam would leave no akhoonds alive just ast I would do!

My dear friends, contrary to our beliefs, Shahnameh is a tragic book that ends with Arabs taking over our beloved country. there is no hero saving us from the eventual defeat but we being eyeraynians, as usual suffice at reading a couple of chapters and make up the rest in our crocked minds. WE AS A NATION  and not just left or right, peasant or intellectual, have some fu..ing  huge problems. Republic or Royalist being the smallest of them. We can stay in denial, self righteously pad ourselves on the shoulder and point to our worthless diplomas on the wall and blame anyone and everyone or we can say WE SCREWED UP, WHAT CAN WE DO TO FIX IT? THE CHOICE IS OURS AND OURS ALONE. Surveys like this serve only one purpose: TO WAIT FOR A SAVIOR BE IT ROSTAM, EMAM ZAMAN, U.S.A.,........       

Kamal DK is talking about the mythical Rostam while you quoted extracts from the historical Iranian ( Partian) military leader whose story strangely enough demonstrates what happens when one Iranian tribe (Persian Sassaanian) tried to impose its will by using religion and other means on other a Iranians (Parthians, Mazdakis etc).  I cannot speak for DK but I think what his survey and view is not meant to convey a saviour but to persuade you the only course secularists have is to unite around a monarch as a representative. I am not saying it is the right view but the question of how to mobilise for what you are talking about, is a valid one. 

Rostam'e dastan would certainly do anything to restore the monarchy back in Iran. Iran and monarcy are two inseparable elements that are made for each other. Yes, it's true, they were separated in 1979 by the enemies but it is only temporary. Rostam would use his gorz to persuade people to make the right decision. People need gorz and gorz needs people. Javid Rostam.

اگر رستم خان الان اینجا تشریف داشتند, اول مارکسیست ها, شریعتی چی ها و ملی مذهبی هارا بخاطر خیانت به مردم ایران لت و پار میکرد, بعدش ترتیب اصلاح طلبان جلب را میداد, بعد از آن مثل رضا پهلوی از ایرانیان میپرسید که چه سیستم حکومتی را ترجیح میدهند و آنرا برگزار میکرد, سر انجام هم بعنوان کاپیتان تیم ملی فوتبال ایران به برزیل میرفت و جام قهرمانی را به ایران میآورد

Now, poor Rostam is being reduced to Shaboon the brainless.......who knew?..............

At least Shaban the Brainless had enough sense to know right from wrong instead of being a mouthpiece for traitors to their country and themselves. 

After dealing with the islamists....reformists and all, rostam would have returned  their internet based moftkhor antelectuals back to Iran, and made them to work for their livings for the first time in their lazy idle parasitic lives :)

Guys: Where is Shazde Asdola Mirza? How come he doesn't post here or leave comments? I wish he would come back!

He is here commenting on some stuff. Select contents / everything and/or click on his name and you will see. He seemed to throw a hissing fit when JJ would do what he wanted so started posting "over there" seemingly thinking the sun would shine from Bazari Amin's arse  while posting the odd survey here.  He was getting top billing from the censoring Hojat ol Eslam who seemed to delete everybody's comments except for Pajama and Zendanian's posts so I don't why he stopped writing. 

Thanks for the update, Mr. fozolie. I hope he is doing well and wish him good health and plenty of wealth! SAM was, is, and will always be the best @$$ kicker of the pro-Palentine IRI thugs! When he used to show up, all of these 2-zari clowns would keep their mouth shut! You know, I have a confession to make and I hardly ever make one, but back in the old days when JJ ran IC, I used to get madded at him for not following a consistent editorial policy. But, compared to the other side and their editorial practices, JJ, is an angel and khoda perdar o modaresho beyamorzeh! In fact, I like the very good old days circa 2003/4 era when nothing, not even fohsh khar modar, would get censored! God bless those good old days!