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Bishop_of_Bling | Follow Category: None May 18, 2014 - 17:56 PDT | Last Edited: May 18, 2014 - 18:04 PDT 2 449

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How to construct a perfect survey:

By providing no options but praising the filthy Pahlavis! (29%)

By shamelessly accusing the non-filthy Pahlavist bunch to be the agents of IRI, and so forth! (14%)

By sweetly asking people whether they prefer kashk-e-bademjoon over dolmeh bademjoon! (57%)

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AMIR1973 | Follow | 5 years ago

"Pahlavist"??? Who is the author of this filthy 'survey', filthy Hossein Derakhshan? He used to call opponents of the filthy AN faction of the terrorist Mollah Regime, Pahlavists, Rajavists, and Rafsanjanists. How is filthy Hoder doing these days?

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jockshe | Follow | 5 years ago

A perfect survey would be one about Elaheh Charkhandeh:

a) Is she Khamenei's sigheh?

b) Is she Rohani's girlfriend?

c) Is she Faezeh Rafsanjani's Partner?

d) Is she Ahmadinejad's sex toy?

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