It has been 14,950 DAYS since the Iranian people have been taken hostage by the Balsamic* Repubic** of Iran.

* Balsamic:

  • Balsamic vinegar is dark,
  • Balsamic vinegar is made by freshly crushing the "grape", grape "juice", with all the "skins", "seeds", and "stems".
  • Then boiling it all down, and then "shoving it into a barrel for 12 years". 
Coincidentally, 12 years happens to be the average minimum jail sentence you get in Iran. For essentially anything.
 
** Repubic (Correct Spelling)