حسین: حسن جون، فکر می‌کردم که فقط آمریکا است که مردم بیکار و بی‌ عار داره.

حسن: نه برادر من، بیا برو این ایرون دات کام  رو بخون و ببین این ملت چطور تو سر هم میزند، من و تو رو هم راحت میذارن که هر غلطی که بخوایم بکنیم، می‌کنیم.

حسین:  راستی‌ یادم رفت بگم، فردا نتانیاهو داره میاد، ما رو لطفا خجالت زده نکنی‌، ایپک دیگه از کولمون پایین نمیاد.

مهرداد

Hosein: hasan Joon, for allah's  sake keep this niac boy trita off my back. constantly sending me letters to lift the sanctions, constantly asking to be given a cut of new oil deals. Never seen anyone as greedy as him.

hasan: Anything you say master Hosein joon. In fact I am going to cut his pay in half if he bothers you again! But promise me , no more sanctions on my oil export. 

Nothing is going to happen.  It's the same old, same old with the IR: buying time so that they can build a bomb.  

Hassan: hey...By the way, before i forget, you gotta show me around town later...will you , barrack jan? i heard...they told me...well, "he" told me to definitely check the drinky's.

Hussein: well, hassan. the thing is, that we have to know what our priorities are. we must be good and effective communicators. we are on this path, together. it is us, who as human beings, bear the responsibility to teach to those young women, dancing in those bars, about human rights...about their civil rights. 

Hassan: huh? ok...

Hussein: now let's shake it loose and party like there ain't no tomorrow. Can i get a whoop...whoop?? can a brother get some love??? 

Hassan: ahlan va sahlann brother...let get jiggy with it...

Hassan: Hussein Jan I have not been in New York for a long time. Much of my time is spent in omatestan among baraderan and khaharan zeinab where I have to play games with  these olaghs so they don't protest. I am tired man, so where are some good strip joints in New York these days (You know the one's that give you a little extra!!!!!)

Hossein: Let me check with John Kerry and Trita they have the first hand info.