Today our long national nightmare was sworn in and Donald Trump became the 47th President of the United States, it was freezing in Washington D.C. so the events were moved indoors, Donald & Melania and Jill & Joe Biden partook in the traditional transfer of power, Mike Pence was in attendance, Trump gave a speech where he called this the “Golden Age of America,” all of the rich tech guys were invited to sit right behind him, Elon continues to be a real life comic book villain, Carrie Underwood dealt with some technical difficulties before her performance of America the Beautiful, Trump finally came together with the Village People for a performance of YMCA, he took his magic sharpie and signed a stack of executive orders and signed pardons for those convicted of storming the Capitol on January 6th, and Joe Biden went onwards and upwards as he left Washington D.C. today!