Beware of artists. They mix with all classes of society and are therefore most dangerous.—Queen Victoria

Having a flat stomach comes from eating right and doing cardio. It doesn't come from doing a thousand sit-ups each day. —Justin Gelband

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.—Paul Terry

The time to start is right now. Another old saying: "If not now, when? If not here, where? If not you, then who?" —doctoryourself.com

If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.—Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.—Jackie Mason

With the proper diet, no doctor is necessary. With the improper diet, no doctor can help. —Dr. Gabriel Cousons, MD

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.—Abraham Lincoln

Non je ne regrette rien—Édith Piaf

And we have made of ourselves living cesspools, and driven doctors to invent names for our diseases.—Plato