Max Amini has this standup clip on the web where he says Iranians are so full of self-confidence that they call their baby boys doodool-tala from t=0
I mean, think about it. Just turn on IRIB Jam-e-Jam or Shabakeh Khabar for 15 minutes, and youll be blown away by the sheer magnitude of ede'aa and claims of greatness and glory. OMG, America is being destroyed while we lay claim to Modiriyat-e Jahani.
And yet in the middle of this culture of gondeh-goozi, these morons can't even spell a billboard or write a banner or sign properly. Bekhoda it's been 40 years. Arent you guys ever gonna learn these things?
What's interesting to me is:
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The recurrence of these typos. Like super ubiquitous.
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They dont even want to check for these things. Like there's not even a single soul assigned just to do a simple QC and see if the sign is making them look like a bunch of ahmagh fools? No? No. Of course not. Why should we? Iranians run NASA. Even Freddie Mercury was a secret Iranian by the name of Fereydoon Mirkarimi. We are a nation of doodool talas.
Source. Just in case so you dont think I made this timeless piece of art up:
https://www.miyanali.com/isar/gallery/144
Oh, here's another one. And another one. Hmmm. Americans cant take notes. Khak be chool.
At least the gondehgooz can fart and claim he farted big, but these guys can’t even fart. The sad tragic truth they are delusional just as Don Quixiote and in their quixiotic fight they have adopted the failed methods of Soviet era injected with poor literacy. However they have made IRAN a real target.
Speaking of Gondeh-Gooz, we have several of them around here prominent among which is the EiC!
I recall our khoda beyamorz hamsayeh ghadimi who used to remind us not to Gondeh-Goozie too hard becasue it might lead to browning the kheshtak!
If the literal meaning of Gondeh-Goozie is to exaggerate ones abilities way beyond his/her competence level, then I conjecture Iranians are the epitome of Goondeh-Gooz or in other words the Principals of the Peter Principle!
Let's conduct a hypothetical experiment to fully explore the collective Gondeh-Goozie of the nation of Iran.
Assume for a moment that each nation on Earth is given the opportunity to exist on its own and by its own while all other nations disappear for the duration of one year (e.g., all you Iranians have the entire resources on the planet to yourself) - prove that you won't resort to cannibalism after 24 hours in this process and can come out of this journey alive, intact, and triumphant!
Repeat the same experiemnt with other nations and I bet the US, UK, Japan, Israel, et al will all return the planet in a much better shape than they were given!
Now, that's called the ultimate survival test for the epitome of Gondeh-Goozha!
PS : Are Trita Parsi et al a bunch of Gondeh-Gooz or Gondeh-Goh?