By Muhammad Ali Jamalzadeh, Translated by Iraj Bashiri at Anglefire:

Iranians are generally swarthy and of average height. Although they speak a great deal, their accomplishments are not noteworthy. They are witty and partial to comedy, yet they are known to cry a lot. Their language is so smooth and persuasive that it can charm a snake out of its hole. Iranian kids are mostly afflicted with a disease that leaves them with a scald-head. Iranian men generally shave their head but allow their beard to grow long. What is most astonishing about this country is that it does not have any women in it...

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