A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

One of Shakespeare's most famous lines, uttered in Richard III by the hero of the story after his horse died in the battle.

Mark Twain smiled and said in a southern accent: "If horses knew their own strength, they would never ride again."

The New York Times; June 26, 2025, just two days after the end of the war, wrote: "Israel and Iran claim victory by establishing a ceasefire."

Abraham Lincoln, watching the war news on CNN, said to his wife: "Give me six hours to chop down a tree; I'll spend the first four sharpening my axe."

Antonio Guterres, Secretary-General of the United Nations, said that very day: Cutting down trees violates the Paris Agreement on the environment. Donald Trump called Lincoln and said: "Don't worry, Abraham, I'm out of that damned treaty."

On June 24, 2025, just hours after the armistice, the 12 apostles of Christ held a special meeting in the Vatican to discuss the war and the fate of the pelicans killed during the war in the Garden of Eden. The Pope sanctified all pelicans and penguins.

Exactly on the evening of June 25, the 12 tribes of Israel met with Cyrus the Great at the King David Hotel in Jerusalem and praised him once again for freeing the Jews in 539 BC. They had a long discussion about the food regions of the world and in the end, they approved the Macedonian diet as the best food to appease Alexander the Great.

The wars separated many single couples, including Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler.

On the morning of April 29, 1945, as Soviet forces approached Adolf Hitler’s bunker, Eva Braun married her longtime companion. Less than 40 hours after their union, the newlyweds committed suicide together. Margaret Mead (anthropologist, 1901-1978, USA) said precisely on April 30, 1945: “War is only an invention, not a biological necessity.”

A few days later, a spokesman in Tehran told Netanyahu: “Be bad, but at least don’t be a liar and a deceiver!” The Israeli spokesman replied: I read that quote in Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy.

At the end of the war, the International Department of the University of London invited Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, plus Karl Marx, Mark Twain, and Leo Tolstoy to discuss the war and the reasons for Israel’s attack on Iran.

The five wise men came up with one word: “Bosphalus,” literally meaning “bull-headed,” and the nickname given to Alexander the Great’s horse, a horse for all battles. Bosphalus was accustomed to running eastward, and especially to Iran. And this is the root cause of most wars in history.

According to Sumerian sources, Bosphalus sensed Alexander's death 10 days before . He was rebellious and restless.

Finally, Alexander died between the evening of June 10 and 11^th , 323 BC, at the age of 32, in the palace of Bakht-al-Nasr II in Babylon.

US Secretary of State George Marshall asked Saddam Hussein: "Alexander has been searching for the water of life for years. Hurry up and come. Everyone knows it is with you. You stole it."

Saddam refused to surrender the magical water, and coalition forces invaded Iraq on March 20, 2003. The invasion lasted more than a month. There was no sign of the Aqua Vita.

George Bush (senior) died on November 30, 2018. George Bush (junior) is still alive. Mossad sources believe that George Bush Jr. drank from Alexander's water of life. The water container is hidden in a storage room at the Camp David resort.

Netanyahu went to the hospital for prostate surgery two months after the 12-Day War. In the Middle East, more than 99 percent of leaders have this problem. In its latest study on the dangers of global peace, the Stockholm Peace Monitoring Agency identified prostate disease in men and their difficulties in relationships with women as the main threat and obstacle to global peace.

A few days after the end of armed conflict, CNN called John Wilkes Booth (1838-1865), the assassin of Abraham Lincoln, on its morning news bulletin and asked him for his opinion on the 12-Day War. He replied from Port Royal, Virginia:

Sic Semper Tyrannis: This is the end of the tyrants

In January 2026, the UN Security Council approved the right of all nations of the world to have intellectual dictators and advised all peoples of the world to start demonstrations for leaders who are stubborn and one-handed but have a poetic flair and a little expertise in understanding classical music.

The demonstrations caused a lot of unrest in the countries of the Middle East. No dictators changed, but most of them changed their ties and used cheaper ones. Some of these dictators even wore French bow ties and ate a five-course dinner while crying for the victims of the protests.

In the midst of all this unrest and the possibility of a rise in the price of oil and vital industrial metals, Archimedes wrote an article in the French newspaper Le Monde and uttered his famous phrase:

Give me a long lever and a fulcrum to move the planet. Many interpreted this statement as completely irrelevant and a diversion from the content of the Munich Security Conference, where Saint-de-Exupéry's Little Prince was planning to give a long speech in the style of Fidel Castro to protect the rights of red foxes.

On Saturday, January 3, 2026, American commandos kidnapped Nicolás Maduro and his wife in an operation and took them to New York on charges of drug trafficking. This news was reported when Alfred Russel Wallace, an English biologist who independently discovered the theory of the origin of species and the laws of evolution, read it in the Wall Street Journal; He sighed and said, "Kidnapping Maduro was exactly the same way Charles Darwin tricked me. We were supposed to write a book together explaining the theory of evolution, and the honor would go to each other."

Darwin played a trick. While I was vacationing in the Shetland Islands, he published his book and took credit for it. Trump fooled Maduro. Trump's son-in-law nodded and confirmed Maduro's conclusion, adding: I have also fooled Trump's daughter and become a son-in-law of the bride. I eat and sleep and sometimes visit critical points and, as the US Vice President said:

I drink free coffee.

In the meantime, the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln, which is in the Persian Gulf, shot down an Iranian drone that had come dangerously close to the US fleet. No one has claimed responsibility for the incident. The owner of a local crocodile farm in southern Iran said that the drone may have been shot down by farm workers just for fun and to start a war between Iran and the US. They don't have much fun and are waiting to watch the missiles fly by on cold desert nights. The White House mailed a copy of the films Taxi Driver and The Vanished to the farm's address.

The situation in the Middle East was very tense and the war between Iran and the United States seemed bleak despite the start of negotiations in Oman. All this made Marilyn Monroe, not waiting for August 4, 1962, decide to commit suicide.

When reporters asked American negotiator Steve Witkoff and Trump's son-in-law Kushner about the results at the end of the talks with Iranian officials, they advised everyone to watch the movie Casablanca again.... Amid the bewilderment and amazement of the reporters, Witkoff added: Of course, if you don't get the desired result by watching this movie, you can watch the remade version of the movie "Let's Make Love with Marilyn Monroe and Yves Montand."

The interview session broke up.