“I will not allow the Russians to march across Ukraine and Germany, as they did in WWII.” —Ukrainian Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk

This is our World Cup final, it's as simple as that. —Carlos Queiroz, Iran coach

International law? I better call my lawyer; he didn’t bring that up to me.—George W. Bush

"I have had sex with women who worked on this show. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would. Especially for the women."—David Letterman

“Fighting for peace, is like fucking for chastity” —Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.” —Dwight D. Eisenhower

“What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in the holy name of liberty or democracy?” —Mahatma Gandhi

I’m a man who knows what he wants and goes after something more realistic.—Joel Bennett

“You just don’t invade another country on phony pretext in order to assert your interests,” —John Kerry in an interview with NBC’s Meet the Press.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. —Mark Twain, circa 1890