Soraya was furious. She has been meowing all night. “What the hell is going on here? You call yourself an editor? I am sick and tired of this. Every morning there are 40-50 emails in my inbox. ”
“But Soraya, this was a humanitarian crisis and we had to do something about it. After Iranian.com closed, these people had nowhere to go. We had to take them in. There were women and children bloggers and commenters. We couldn’t let them drown and fade away. Please understand. We also need to think about the future. Our population is aging and we need young blue-collar bloggers to participate in this site.”
“Ok, but look at what they have done to our site; pointless blogs after blogs, endless comments after comments. And I am afraid there might be some suicide-bloggers among them. The ones that want to destroy the site. We already have a few bad apples here and this will only strengthen their hands. When is this nightmare going to end?”
“I will contact Angela Merkel and Federica Mogherini and see what they recommend.”
…..
“Ya vol mein herr! You’ve got a tough one on your hand. I was going to suggest that you do what we did. Give some money to Erdogan and have him settle them somewhere. But he is against the freedom of speech and free media as a whole so that wouldn’t work. EU is also fed up with the Middle-easterners who come here and take advantage of our free societies. I am sorry, I can’t help you.”
After much pondering and reflection, JJ picked up the phone and called Said Amin.
سعید, نوکرتم, جون مادرت, پولتو پس میدم, تورو بخدا سایت رو باز کن و اینارو دوباره راه بده. بخدا آرامش برای ما نگذاشتن
Faramarz, it's all your fault.
You had promised to dispatch these people equitably. You didn't!
Where are Zarif and Trita Parsi now? They were in charge with this. They have to take their responsibility.
Emails bombs apart, we are fed up with the non sense and the hostile exchanges between the groups of two persons here.
They should have been dispatched in appropriate places.
Where is that paradise with the streams of honey and milk, that JJ had promised to all of us, the obedient and thankful religieus?
I stand Soraya's case!
I am Soraya......
Guys, joint our movement: Long Live Sorya!!!
We are all Sorya ......!
It is an economic fact that migrants are good for Iroon's economy.
Not sure if this would help Iroon's economy. JJ can explain it better. But as I know, it's only the number of clicks that bring money, not the number of comments! This means the number of the new viewers (only first view by a reader will count) and the number of bilakhs, ups and downs. In one of those blogs, for example, we have 87 viewers (which is relatively okay) but only two bilakhs, one up and one down ! The 50 comments there don't get so many bilakhs..... only send us 12 times notice per comments! Who pay for that?
The suspicious closure of Iranian.com reminds me of the suspicious closure of a chello Kabobi by the name of Sanjar in Boston right across from BU on Comm Ave back in 79/80 era.
Sanjar was the place where all kinds of Iranian students from all walks of life in Boston area used to go for a quick chello kabob. You need to realize that Boston was one of the epicenters of the I-Ranian revolutionaries of the time. You could find Shahies, Commies, Tudehies, MKEhies, and all variations....!
One day, riding the subway from school to my apartment, I saw Sanjar's doors closed and a large black-colored phrase, "Haagh Ba Chomagh Asst!," printed in Faris on its doors! :-) I swear to God guys, I am not kidding!
Later on the rumors had it that the owner (Sanjar) had had the place burnt down to collect insurance so the whole thing was choreographed to make it look like it was arson! Remember this was during the time when the Hezbollahies used to go after the students with Chomagh in Tehran University ergo the phrase above!
Note: Did you know Seyed Amin attended Clark University in Worcester which is an hour away from Boston? Every time, I see the closing banner on Iranain.com site, I read Haagh Ba Chomagh Asst! :-)))))))))
Hey hey Baba i get it Okayyyy
This blog is about me and i am and have always been on Faramarz's mind and finally he decided to let it all out.
Geeez Leweeezzz baba.
Thanks for reading and commenting.
No, this blog is not about Doctor Dude, or any other person that has been around these sites for many years. However, this blog is about the mentality of the people who believe that “they have the fact, the only fact, and nothing but the fact. So help you god.” And keep on repeating the same point over and over again. Let’s face it; this behavior is in Iranian genes.
You can take the jeans off, but you cannot get rid of the genes!
Thank you Blogfather:)))
fozolie is right... the new immigrants bring both fleas and clicks...something like that...
I bet Lotfollah Afrasiabi was the arsonist!
Love you Faramarz... :)))
Love you too JJ!
Enjoy your Aajil from Istanbul in peace and quiet!
Count me in for help with refund
Dear Faramarz,
That was very funny. Now you understand what I meant when I begged you not to bring Bruce here :-) Given their acceptance of the NIAC controlled site I think BBC, VOA, Radio Farda and like will be more than happy to offer them refuge. I have to say that there were some of the valued contributors that I would have liked to see here but none of them have made the journey, and who can blame them.
Dear Uncle G., Shashoo and Divaneh,
Thanks for reading and your comments.
I am still trying to figure out why comments by some users generate 8 (!) emails, some 4 emails, some 2 and some only 1. But I also see a correlation there. The more chatty users generate the most emails per comment. There must be some kind of Reverse Artificial Intelligence built into this feature!
Not sure if the case of the notices is the way that you described.
I was away from my PC for 30 mn and got 15 notice about one comment that Siavash sent for me!
And Siavash rarely comment here.
I beleive it will repeat coming until you open the emails.
Anywa, glad to hear that you have noticed an improvement, I haven't seen anything on my part, so far!
That is hilarious! I love it!
OK, OK, OK, FINE! Here then, take my survey and I'll honor the results.
http://iroon.com/irtn/survey/2169/
Brother faramarz.
the refugee brothers and sisters from iranian.com need our help and patience and understanding to adjust to normal lives outside the cult of niac. and that will take time.
unfortunately i can report that brother amins very useful single-muslims-sisters-4u.com is not working anymore. this is bad. maybe brother jj javid can get brother said amin to run that very useful service from here for all of us to benefit from.
Brother seyed.javad,
I am sorry to hear that Muslim sisters have been hacked. Maybe we can get them the Chinese virginity product to make them pure again!
The Muslim sisters will be searching for their future mates on sites where they show their naked....thingies...to protest the Heeejaaaab. It is a strategy whereby the hit two birds with one giant stone.
Sit back, put your feet up, and grab a beer my muslim brother. Love and more...is in the air.