West-o-phobia and xenophobia are some of the principle reasons that have brought us where we are today as Iranians. With the exception of North Korea, and perhaps some Taliban elements, I cannot really think of a nation where fear and distrust of the West is just mainstream. And forget about Westernized North Tehrani kids with whom you have chelo kabab during your summer trips. I’m talking about the people who matter. Those who run and support the IR and its ideology—even the West residing ones, like Leila Zand, Soraya Sepahpour Ulrich, Abbas Edalat and Ardeshir Ommani. Even now, there’s a survey on this very page, right here attempting to foresee the results of the West’s “interference” in the Middle East a thousand years from now! This ideology was of course, founded by the likes of Fardid, Alahmad and Shariati, and has been used to no end by the mullacrocy in Iran for the past 34 years. But it’s time for the Muslim World to put its money where its aftabeh is.
So, I say what may come as a shock to you guys. I say to the West: get out of the Muslim World. Let these folks be. But there’s catch. I think the West should get EVRYTHING out of the Muslim World, and also demand whatever it has given those poor bastards back. That means EVRYTHING. That’s right: no more modern medicine, modern transportation, computers, electricity, chemicals, nuclear power, etc. etc….even good food for you folks. And guess who has invented a lot of modern medicine tools that saves the ommat-e Hezbollah like Heart stents? That’s right…the Little Satan…the imperialists and whatever-ists last colonial outposts in the sacred and highly advanced Muslim land: the “Zionist Entity.” GASP!!!!! OMG!!!!! How “najes”!!!!!!!!!
Yeah…anyway…start packing them up and returning them to sender Muslim brothers and sisters…the medicine, the cars, the iPods, the iPhones, the Droids, the computers, heart monitors, antibiotics…even blood pressure cuffs. Sorry folks, those were all invented by the evil West while you were busy writing poetry and becoming hali-be-hali with a Divan-e-Hafez and wine. So, let’s see what happens without modern, Western invented medicine at the next “Haj.” Half of the pilgrims to the holy Mecca will drop dead from dysentery—that is after it takes them three months on camelback to get there, of course. Remember: airplanes, trains and automobiles are all evil Western inventions that you should not use under any circumstance.
Point is, you can’t be choosy about your irrational xenophobia. Can’t have the good stuff from the West and then knock them down because you’re jealous that you never made it out of the dark ages and they did. Beggars can’t be choosers. You either invent stuff by yourself, or when you can’t, you don’t badmouth the guy who has to bring you the stuff that he has invented and show you how to operate it and get a little money out of the millions of things that it has done for you. That’s your lesson for to today. Remeber: they aren't any free rides or free lunches in this world.
West would have left us alone, to rot in our own filth, 100 years ago; if it wasn't for the oil.
Once the oil dries up in 100 years, they will leave and we can go back to freely killing, torturing and raping one another.
Too late for "leaving alone", I'm afraid.
Even if they leave us alone (which they kind of have, by shutting their embassies, sanctioninig trade with us, enforcing tough immigration rules, etc) , we will not leave them alone! We shall go to the end of the third word, finding their embassies. we shall line outside their embassies for days to get that visa to enable us to come to their country, to take residence and enjoy living in a civil society free of influence of Islam, the "religion of peace". Once here, a small but loud minority of us immediately start bitching about them, their foreign policy, their values, build our mosques, basicaly ruining it for the vast majority of us who just want to get on with our lives in peace.
Seriously, if the West was evil as some of these folks thnk it is, it would have just refused to share its discoveries and inventions in medical sciences with the ommat-e-bozorg-e-Islam. 75% of those folks--including probably the grandparents and great grandparents of Jalal Al-Ahmad-- would have been wiped off the face of the earth by easily preventable and curable diseases such as cholera and polio.
AO jan
Some Duombass , Shietface, Idiots Don't ever get it. They just don't. It is part of our being, it is part of our genes, No offense here, But people know things about us when they open their mouths and say things such Deception is in iranians' blood.
I mean what do you expect when some cockroach looking, crazy lunetic, who was the "student leader" during the peak of those turbulent times, when it was so sexy to say "marg bar amrica" comes on TV and Lies into our faces. To some extent, that IS THE REFLECTION of this society no matter how utterly we go out of our way to deny this.
West is evil But i vant to send my cheelderen to the amereeka to essstody!!! better Lyfe dige!!! beeeg home and estuff dat comez veeet eeet!!
West is evil, But you will see my azz first in line , right there at the door of every vestern embassy out there applying for the veeeza!!!
If you or your family's origin is in the islamic world and you can read this: You should thank the West for civilizing you!
Think about that without being too irrational. :-)
But wait a second, if they do that wouldn't they deprive themself from beauty of islam nabe mohammadi?
AO jaan;
Got a random question :),.. Would you be a roomate with a chossi goozii hezbollahi or esshaltalab or talebani or salafi or different shades of the same crap for the next lets say 15 years of your life in exchange of 20 million bucks in suffering & reparation money ?. ::)) on top of that how about him , her being a heavy duty meat eater :::))) if not how about 50 mil? if not how about 100 mil?.. would 500 mil cap it?
Great blog as always brother. cheers pal!!!
DM Jaan- Very true when you say: To some extent, that IS THE REFLECTION of this society no matter how utterly we go out of our way to deny this. I would say that to a great extent this is a reflection of our culture. See how many embassies we've attacked in the past three decades. It's arrogance and just outright primitiveness.
Samsam bro: Not for 50 milion bucks. I won't be able to stand the stench of these Morons, let alone their severe meat eating habits. :-)