Happy Festivus!

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How he keeps up with his busy schedule beats me... before you know, it will be the time for sekanjebeen-o-kaahoo for chaarshanbesoori... and then the big decision for how to decorate the sofreye-haftceen... In between, our poor prince has to meet senator Macgooz and congressman Bombstein too... No wonder he has no time to declare the source and the amount of the Pahlavis' vast fortune...

Whenever your leader, Ali Khayeh-Many, reveals his sources and amounts of wealth which of course are all stolen then RP will follow suit! BTW, how much did it cost to have that lobotomy operation performed on you, Alfie?