And here is the unofficial English translation (Google translated and corrected by me):

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Iraq returns democracy

After an "utterly nepotistic and non-democratic process" the Iraqi people have decided that Americans may well keep the democracy which they gave the country in 2004.

This comes, among other things, from a 28-year-old Iraqi who requested anonymity because he did not want to be shot in the and left in a ditch.

"After being ruled by a fascist and extremely belligerent dictator for decades, we were probably a bit naive and thought that democracy was something about self-determination and shrimp sandwiches every four years," he says, complemented by another local resident, who did not want his name brought because he holds his life dear.

Cannot use democracy

"Do not misunderstand us, we are really not ungrateful. All that about voting and election posters with images of others than Saddam is fine and great fun. Definitely. But we had probably not anticipated that democracy meant quite as many suicide bombings and so extensive sectarian violence, "says the resident backed by an equally anonymous woman whom according to herself, is not at all in the company of the two men, as it could make some militias disgruntled.

"No one had expected (Iraq) to become a Switzerland or Liechtenstein overnight; it would have been fine, if only we had been Ecuador or Venezuela in the ten years that have passed since the war. But strictly speaking, we are now more like Rwanda or Bosnia anno 1994. So even though we do not need to have Saddam back, it's probably best that we return democracy to the Americans, because it is not quite what we thought," she explains.

The United States has infallible plan

Several polls indicate also that the Iraqis instead of democracy prefer any form of  governance "that does not involve mass killings of civilians."

The U.S. president, Barack Obama, has refused to take democracy back, but promises to arm extremist groups who do not like the U.S., but even less like those in Iraq, which the U.S. does not like.

According to the U.S. Department of Defense, this plan is extremely well thought out and based on unquestionable intelligence, which will without doubt lead to greater security for the United States and eternal peace in Iraq.

.......Several polls indicate also that the Iraqis instead of democracy prefer any form of governance "that does not involve mass killings of civilians.".........

Mass killings are OK if its the muslims doing the killings which has been the case for a long time.

You so funny bokhor joon