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Ex-U.N. Official Craig Mokhiber: Israel Must Be Held Accountable for Violating Ceasefire Resolution
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It's amusing how the Marxist-Islamist cult that was formed on the writings of Ali Shari'ati and trained in Lebanon by the PLO, funded by Moamar Ghaddafi, and responsible for the assassinations of Americans in Iran is now the darling of the Likud-niks, BiBi Basijis and the chicken-hawk Neo-Cons.
Amusing and not surprising. Not a bit.
You are correctly using this joke as a good metaphor for always ridiculous MEK Glee. But it's not an original Iranian joke, it's actually an old American one.
A Mouse sees an Elephant in pain from a thorn in her foot. The Mouse offers to take the thorn out, if the Elephant would let him fuck her. The Elephant looks at the Mouse and thinks she wouldn't even feel anything with a tiny Mouse dick that small, and agreed to the Mouse's terms.
A few minutes later a couple of Monkeys were looking at the Mouse, now appearing to be fucking an Elephant, and in dusgust started throwing coconuts at the unnatural pair.
One of the coconuts hit the Elephant on the head and as she reared up on her hind legs and roared in pain, the Mouse yelled,
"Take it AAAAALLLLL, Bitch!"
Thanks Bruce almighty for all those wonderful lessons on Anatomy and "love talk" while other creatures do it.
An eye or something opener , indeed.
You can relax now, Maryam. The next at least thirty-five comments will revolve around the size of a mouse's doodool or an elephant's daashaagh...something like that...
...Uh...Why would Maryam "relax"...?
Absolutely right, it was all internal conflicts, otherwise a few Polish students with yellow flags has never bothered them.