Said Amin was sitting at his desk contemplating his next move.

Over 2 years ago, he bought Iranian.com with the hope of diversifying his matchmaking business. Things looked great in the beginning and the readership was energized and increasing. But a few months later, as he started restricting blogs and comments, the users began to leave. IC started to go downhill from there to the point that it became only a battleground among pro-Regime reformers and NIAC supporters, hardcore Commies and inflexible monarchists, and nothing more.

To stop the bleeding Said temporarily closed the site, stating that it had been hacked and started looking for a buyer. Quickly a buyer emerged with the condition that he would buy the site if and only if all the old users depart and never comeback. He liked the house but not the old furniture! Said needed to find a home for these folks.

“Hey JJ, how is life at 11,000 feet?”

“Well, between Soraya and her free-loader friends, the daily bickering on Iroon, and the constant visitors from the States, I need to find a new hideout!”

Said explained his dilemma, but JJ was of no help. The last thing he needed was more arguing and fighting on Iroon.

Said then called Trita and explained his problem. “C’mon Said. Don’t quit on me. Please reopen the site. I need my NIACies to be out there every day. The Nuclear Deal was a big flop for us. Boeing hasn’t gone to Iran. Exxon and Chevron are not returning my calls. But we are now 100% behind Bernie. He’s going to open the gates for us. I need your help. I have a call with Zarif this morning to brief him about Sanders. He needs to update Rouhani and Rafsanjani. I’ll bring this up.”

During the morning call with Zarif, Trita explained Said’s dilemma. “We are very happy with you and your NIACies Trita. Bernie is going to be good for us. Rahbar is getting a lot of pressure from Shari’atmadari to support Trump and break the Nuclear Deal. I can place your people with Ganji or Mousavian, but the problem is with the Commies and the Monarchists. We cannot be associated with them. Let me call John Kerry and see if he can help.”

Zarif then called Kerry and explained Said’s dilemma. “Javad, I’ve got my hands full with Gitmo. On the trip to Havana, Barack promised Raul and Fidel to close the place and turn it into a world class resort. I need to find a home for the 91 Yemeni detainees there. Just to let you know, Raul and Fidel have secretly talked to Sheldon Adelson who runs the Venetian in Vegas and want him to run a gambling operation out of Guantanamo to attract Panamanian millionaires. Marco Rubio is his point man and is getting a lot of traction with Raul. But I will try to help you and Said. Wendy Sherman was instrumental in getting Camp Ashraf people placed in Albania. I will ask her to look into this and see what we can do. Let’s meet in Geneva next week.”

The following week, as the group assembled in a lakeside hotel in Geneva, Mosad was placing eavesdropping equipment around the hotel. Over at Mosad headquarters in Israel, BiBi was being briefed on what had been transpired. “We are worried that Kerry may place Soosan Khanoom, Iraj Khan and other pro-Hamas bloggers on Iroon. Our resources on that site are already stretched to the limit and if there are more anti-Israeli/AIPAC blogs there, we will not be able to counter. Mash Ghasem, PJ and TarehGol are no friends of BiBi either. So this meeting in Geneva is going to be crucial.”

Wendy Sherman opened the meeting. “Good news gentlemen. We have been able to find a home for all the IC users. There are basically 4 types of people on that site. First, there are the harmless people like Yolanda, Shirin, Bahmani and Ayatoilette. We will settle those guys on Iroon. JJ has already agreed to the transfer. Then there are the NIACies. George Soros has agreed to place them with Code Pink and the Plowshare.  The Monarchists’ placement was a bit harder since their message is old and they only appeal to over 65 crowd who live in LA and DC. But we managed to place them with Iran-e-Aryaei TV in LA. Commies were the most difficult ones to relocate. BBC Persian only accepts pro-reform ex-Commies. Cuba and China have already moved on. And these guys don’t want to move to N. Korea. So we decided to offer them a generous retirement package and put them out to pasture. Problem solved. All done.”

“Great job Wendy. Now let’s see if Javad can help us with the Guantanamo detainees.”

“As a matter a fact, I can. Remember how we used to provide safe haven to bin-Laden’s wife and children and a few high ranking al-Qaeda people in Mashad? I spoke to Soleimani and we can place the Yemenis there. In a couple of years, when the dust settles we can send them back to Yemen.”

“Great, by then all is forgotten in the US! It looks nice outside Javad. Let’s go for a walk around Lake Geneva.”

“Are you kidding me? I’m still paying for the last walk I took with you! Why don’t you go for a bike ride, but don’t break anything. You still got 9 months to go!”