With the almost imminent nuke deal, what is emerging and expected is a strong, economically vibrant and open Iran. Surely, that is what most Iranians and lobbyist believe and pushed for; except False news that trumpets some sort of redneck and neocon view of the universe. So as always we end up with extreme views that have little bearing on reality. It’s this deal or war and mayhem.
The publisher of this site for example has declared victory of Iranians over IR via Internet. In other words, ‘we the people’ have defeated the Islamic republic in a “majazi” universe by blogging and Facebooking them to death as I’m doing right now and will continue my heroic fight via instagram and other weapons of mass destruction as I ask people I know inside Iran to ignore Islamic law and party on to show this regime how impotent and defeated it has become.
In the interim and specially after flow of tens of billions to the pockets of Khamenei, pasdars and other impotent islamists, and the world ignoring everything they have done for the past four decades, they will have learned their lesson and do ‘tobeh’ and stop stealing, raping the people and environment, executions, abusing Soofi’s, killing Bahaii’s, fingering everyone else including other Islamic lands, stop horing the country to China, Russia, and now U.S. and friends… Of course, it may take a few years; say 10 or 20; roghly how long it took the same kind of prediction on NIAC to bear results, before we fully achieve this enlightened state of Islamic regime.
But with Islamic regime getting richer and controlling massive sums of new fresh money and influence than they ever had before they will become less uptight, more inclusive and soften and become like the rest of us. So let’s stop war mongering and be positive and bubbly. Just remember through this nuke deal and giving mollas everything they had been deprived of and all they wished for until now, the global community has finally brought them to their knees and pulled out defeat from jaws of victory. So let’s put our differences aside and unite behind this deal and help build this bridge to a bright and glorious future together.
Agha..is it my imagination or there is a row of male genitalia (silhoette) in the above image! :-)
It is not your imagination. Metaphorically, nuke deal will create the same kind of design and bridge to Iran and Iranians :)
May I assume that on iroon.com this piece would be considered satire, and on Iranian.com one would call it "analysis" (a "kiri" analysis, in my opinion)?
I do not frequent IC but I realize it is like a military Junta. You'll be fine as long as you stay within the lines. Of course, only their great leader and commandant who has no material need for running that site knows where the invisible lines are and move dynamically. However, there is a lot of freedom if you become part of 'Mohabbat" network and share the love.
Iroon.com on the other hand is like a college dorm; anything and anyone goes with world class poets and writers still not recognized as such except in their own minds. It's democratic leader is nice and friendly Iranophile but often confused about what and who is good, indifferent or bad as he searches for meaning of life in Andes mountains and Tierra Del Fuego. I would hang with him but as soon as he starts talking politics I start singing :)
A bit of history.
iranian.com is owned by NIAC, the main lobby of mullahs regime in the united States.
NIAC hated all this negative articles and publicity about mullahs regime and their west residing cronies on a site carrying the name "Iran". They particularly did not like a certain prolific blogger called "Fred" who writes very well and has a good way of raising mullahs mercenary's bloods to boiling point! So this whole thing was not only bad for their health, but more importantly very bad for beezness, the "deal beezness"!! So NIAC, after failing to persuade JJ to kick out "Fred" and those like "Fred", simply got some contra oil revenue money from their sponsors in Tehran and made an offer to JJ which enabled him to retire to a life of a new age hippy in S. America! JJ after a bit of good old iranian chak and chooneh accepted the offer, set up this iroon site and immediately issued an official statement on iroon saying how wrong he had been all this time supporting these bad bad NIACis. If only he'd known what he knows about them now!!!!!
You see I am a darn good historian as well as a darn good poet and writer!!!
Shashoo jaan, I love your take on the two websites! Ghorbanet :-)
hamal, thanks for the history lesson. Nothing in your historical deep dive contradicts with my analogy. And yes you are a magnificent writer, scholar and a gentleman and probably a poet and screenwriter. You deserve a Noble or Pulitzer or at least an AMY or ESPY :)
On Freddie sun, I think his illuminations are like adding light under direct sunlight. If anyone needs reason and convincing of what a filthy beast this islamic regime is, then they are beyond hope.
Amir jaan, thanks. the only missing item is the Persian Version of Jersey Shore :)
Shash jan I like your perceptive mind! I can imagine you could be the chief editor of a big publication organization in Iran or elsewhere! BTW, l love the photons reflecting off of the bridge. ...an endless kir o khayeh!
jockshe jaan thanks. I can imagine me running a big pub or publication but it won't be in business very long; although the pub will be busier. The endless tool is what we have been dealing with since 79 and now they are buliding us a new one. The bridge was commissioned by NIAC and Ramezani family and funded by Alavi foundation with Russian engineers, Syrian contractors, Yemeni and palestinian contractors and Israeli financing; in memory of beloved Khomeini.